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Funny SMS
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Santa bathroom me betha tha
Samne likha tha
Pani ka zyada istmal kare
To
Wo 3 lotte Pani Pee Gaya.
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Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Aasmaan Bhi Ro Pada
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Jab Mera 70Rs ka Red Rose
Pados ki Bakri Kha Gai
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Ye Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom
Gya
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse
Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho
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Morteen coil dekh kar machhar
b
kehte ha
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Aisa kroge
To kaun aayega
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Principal:Tum School me Chaku liye Q
ghum rahe ho?
Santa:Sir,GAREEB KA BACHA HU
PISTOL kahan se laun.
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Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali
Se
Warna Uska Abba
Khega
Kanjar marda
marda vi 1 chakkar laa hi gaya
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Company PJ..
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
Wah Wah
GARNIER FRUCTIS..Apna Khayaal Rakhna
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Banta:Oye1 Rs me 3
amrud kaise mile
Santa:1 Rska 1 usne dia,1 mai
utha k bhag aya,1 usne muje
fek k mara
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Santa-yar apne India me
sabhi kutte kamjor Q hote ha
Banta-Qki sab kutto ka khun to
DHARMENDER pee jata hai
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Santa-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per
tum kale Q ho
Banta:Qki mai raat me paida hua
tha jabki mera bhai din me..
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Nurse:Congrats Santa ji, aap
papa ban gaye.
Santa:Meri wife ko nahi bolna
mein use surprise dunga!
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